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[Smacks of urban legend. But whatever.]
An allegedly true story.....
A friend of a guy in the Nutrition School at Tufts was one of the lucky
passengers onboard a Northwest Airlines flight to Boston during
hurricane "Bob". The captain did his best to skirt the edge of
the storm, but it was a pretty rough ride just the same - rough enough
that the flight attendants were ordered to strap themselves into their
seats for about half an hour, and many of the passengers were putting the
little plastic-lined bags in their seat pockets to good use. When the
turbulence finally abated, the flight attendants unbuckled themselves,
and the captain's voice came on over the intercom. "Well, folks, that
was quite some ride, wasn't it? But we came through it fine, just the way
we always do, and I'm happy to report that it looks like the remainder of
our trip should be much calmer. On behalf of myself and today's flight
crew, I'd like to thank you very much for your calmness and cooperation,
and extend our best wishes for a pleasant stay in Boston."
After a short pause and several clicks "Jesus Christ - whatta bitchin'
ride? Boy - I sure could use a cup of good strong coffee and a blow job,
right about now."
As a stricken stewardess dashed up the aisle to the cabin to inform the
captain that his intercom was still on, one of the passengers called after
her, "Don't forget the coffee!"
D. Plänitz