Altan bey and the intergalactic war


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From: "izi (izzy) ergil"
Subject: altan bey,

(I'm sorry to post it here but I can't reach him in any other way
it's not gonna be again)
altan bey,
ben daha once size ulasmaya calismistim fakat mail lerim super online
dan devamli geri donuyor.(nedenini henuz anlayamadim.)bu nedenle
list'e gonderiyorum bana calistiginiz yerin telefonunu gonderirseniz
daha rahat gorusebiliriz.
tesekkurler
izi

From: Ingemar Härd
Subject: Re: altan bey,

Excuse me, but is this albanian? I´m very interested, cause I´m writing a
novel which in a way includes the albannian trgical situation.
Ingemar Hard


From: Jeremy Pinkham
Subject: Re: altan bey,

I'm writing a novel about a guy who lives the dichotomy of the Mac/PC
flame wars when his grandmother's Performa starts mysteriously reciting
the text of Bill Gates' THE ROAD AHEAD in Albanian.

Any advice welcomed.

-- Jeremy Pinkham


From: Pete Grant
Subject: Re: altan bey,

"Altan bey" is the actual full name for the Alt key, as in "Control Alt Delete."

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From: Daniel Plaenitz
Subject: Re: altan bey,

The full name and title, to be precise.
Any turkish dictionary unveils the secret meaning: Golden Master. He is in
posession of the treasured wisdom to read the oracle of negative numbers
displayed on an innocent pc.

Daniel Plaenitz


From: Jeremy Pinkham
Subject: Re: altan bey,

Is Altan related to Hakim?

See the following URL for details:

http://www.t0.or.at/hakimbey/hakimbey.htm

-- Jeremy Pinkham


From: Joe Freeman
Subject: Re: altan bey,

Wow... nice site... definate bookmark material...

-Joe Freeman

From: Ingemar Härd
Subject: Was: altan bey, now intergalactic war

I havn´t been able to tell this to anyone cuase they threatened me with a
level 2 flahlight when i got this impossible mission, and did that coated
paper taste of to much Under Color Reduction...!
But those aliens (who just wanna to establish integalactic peace) choosed
me for this task and who am I to argue? I´m just a dumb swede with very
little knowledge of their lingo.
Anyway, they said that the time has come for this historical moment, when a
selfsacrifying earthling could make an effort for world peace, although the
chances for his survival were microscopic.
I volunteer, I said, where do you want me to go? Bosnia? Cambodia?
Afganistan? Washington DC?
No, these tasks are to easy, they said, anyone could go in there an make
peace, as these people only crave food and human rights.
NO! We will send you to the Macromedia Director for Macintosh and Windows-
list, that is . If you can make piece there, you
can make it anywhere.
I fainted.
When my consciuosness returned I found myself in front of a Power Macintosh
staring at the war on screen. The bloodbath is horrifying. How many has
been stoned to death in the sexism-battle? I cant count. Please aliens,
take me out of here, I´m not sufficient.
Ingemar Hard


From: "izi (izzy) ergil"
Subject: Re: altan bey,(end of confusion)

well,when I wrote that note I've never thougt that it will
confuse you that much.and sorry again to mail it to the list I
had to do it because I can't send it directly because of a
service provider problem."altan" is a name and "bey" means mister.



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